1- This morning I put on a pair of pants that I have not fit into since 2000. Yes, 2000. I bought them the day before the big ol' y2k ordeal. I remember shopping for them with my then best friend right before we all went out on the town with my now husband (sigh). I also remember that in 2003 I tried them on before going to meet my now husband at a bus station and not being able to fit them over my butt.
2- Last night while in the produce section of the grocery store I frequent I nearly tripped over my skirt (purchased in August 2006) that had fallen around my ankles. I was wearing tights and a long sweater but OMG. People standing around me did indeed see that my skirt was on the floor. Humiliating? YES. Yet... a little thrilling. My clothes is literally falling off of my body.
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i've never been happier at the mention of grocery store peepshows. hooray!
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